Why Elistariel Probably Shouldn’t be Allowed to Write Poetry


Twas the night before oh who even gives a shit.
No fucks to be given, not even one, damn it.
Can’t get anything done, no time to do jack
Full day in four hours, bitch are you on crack?
Nothing makes any sense, no logic here.
I’m at the point where I wish I could care.
Working my ass off to no avail.
This job really is going to hell.
Freaking kobayashi maru.
So going to leave, fuck you too.
Better luck, fighting Shelob.
Than doing my bless-damn job.
Gotta get a new crew.
No hate, but I’m just through.
Wish I could’ve stayed.
I need to be paid.
Later bitches.

o-elvenking:

lovesickforsin:

 The adventures of Legolas and Aragorn : The Council of unfortunate events

omgawsh my bleeding boner.. p-p

boromir’s face. perfect.

Reblogging for Boromir’s reaction-face alone.

(Source: princemaedhros, via drhanji)

Apparently today is Kindergarten Day. (April 21st) So I present to you a pencil sharpener I used all through elementary school. 

Apparently today is Kindergarten Day. (April 21st) So I present to you a pencil sharpener I used all through elementary school. 

queenerestor:

but we got lots of ginger elves so I’m good

This.

queenerestor:

but we got lots of ginger elves so I’m good

This.

Why I still have a hanging-basket of (fake) Christmas flowers on my front porch in April.

Uinen.
Photomanip of myself I did back around October 2006.

Uinen.

Photomanip of myself I did back around October 2006.

Back in 2006 I wanted to photo-manip and draw Luthien. This is as far as I ever got. Several computer (the old-timey kind with the tower) and laptops later I’ve lost the orginal files. I do have the sketch, I think, somewhere. 

Celebrian - a photomanip using images of Galadriel, Arwen and Celeborn. I probably used FantaMorph. I think I made this back in 2006. I was on a roll that year. 

Celebrian - a photomanip using images of Galadriel, Arwen and Celeborn. I probably used FantaMorph. I think I made this back in 2006. I was on a roll that year.