Pointless Post of the Day

Why is it that it takes forever for a peel-off face mask to dry on my eyebrows? Like I put it on my face and it just gets in my eyebrows ‘cause I’m precise like that. You can’t really wash it off your hands, so I let it dry and peel it off my fingers in a few minutes. 5 minutes later it starts to dry on my face. 10 minutes later it’s mostly dry and starting to peel when I move my face. 15-20 minutes later it’s ready to come off but still wet on my eyebrows as ever. 

It’s like WWIII happens - face mask still wet on my eyebrows.

Extinction of all life except cockroaches and there my mummified corps is, with wet face-mask gunk on the eyebrows.

Dry dammit.

August 18 part two.

Soooo wanted to go off on tangents explaining everything.

(Still more to come from the 18th. I rambled on quite a bit.)

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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I have been to Intercourse. Ironically it’s an Amish town. (Or city, it’s been years since I’ve been there.)

I went with my grandparents. My Gran insisted on keeping a newspaper from there. There was much snickering. 

(via sexuallyactive-robot)

captawesomesauce:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

I think Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is ranked a bit high here…

All I can think of is “where is House?”

captawesomesauce:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

I think Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is ranked a bit high here…

All I can think of is “where is House?”

August 18th part one.

*Just realized it’s the first of September and I’m done with VEDAu. 

Got the videos recorded, just gotta edit them and post them. Probably thru mid-September.

I’ll probably stitch them together and post them in clumps on youtube later. 

Talking in Videos

Or why Elistariel will never have a booming career as an orator. 

While I like making videos, I often cringe at the way I talk. I have this slight halting quality to my speech when I talk. I am aware of it. I know damn well I do it. I’d like to just be able to have my words flow. Instead they stop and start at random like mstifferooski trying to learn to drive a stick. *waves “hiiii!”* 

I know why I do it, but that doesn’t help me figure out how to stop it. My mind goes far faster than my mouth. Let’s say I’m trying to tell you how to build a house. While my mouth is telling you how to set up the beams my brain is already placing the furniture. It takes a good deal of efford to reign it back in. Also if it’s a bad ADD day it’s worse. Some days I can focus, other days it’s like my brain has Tourette’s. “So the beams go, oooh look at that butterfly that is a pretty butterfly. I would like a photo of that When is the last time I had tacos? So the beams, I think go here like this. SQUIRREL! I have a knot in my hair, why am I helping make a house I don’t know what I’m doing. Ba-nan-a boat! I want to go to the beach. Hey what’s this. It’s hot out here. What did we do with those nails?”

No matter how many times I watch Return of the King, I can’t look at the Throne Room with Denethor sitting on the steward’s throne without noticing the black and white blocks in the arches and then my mind wanders off to Aaaaah! Real Monsters! And Oblina.

Specifically Oblina.

That’s all I see in the throne room there. Gandalf. Pippin, Denethor looking like he’s asleep and Oblina. Oblina everywhere.

Lootcrate saw fit to send me a Groot.

This is what I did with it.

That fruit on the vine and in the bowl are scuppernongs, btw.

August 17th part two.

More genealogy tips and tricks.